BYTE-ing Satire
A light-hearted poke in technology's eye
A book by
Joel Klebanoff
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| What is BYTE-ing Satire? |
Prepare to laugh...
Want to read something funny? BYTE-ing Satire’s collection of fifty-two light-hearted essays
offer humorous and witty—and sometimes controversial—looks at those areas of
technology that can be just a bit, and often considerably more than just a bit
perplexing and perturbing.
With a focus squarely on humor, these enjoyable essays examine: The need
of many people to be always connected, while rarely truly communicating;
The certainty that any technology that can be set to an evil purpose will
be, no matter how noble the intent of the inventor; The inevitability that
our gadgets will become obsolete within minutes of taking them out of the
box; The assurance that the pairing of “easy-to-use” or “intuitive” with
“technology” in any sales and marketing literature will form an oxymoron;
And much more.
If you’ve ever picked up the
latest, greatest electronic gadget (or just viewed it from a safe distance) and
thought, even for a moment, “there has to be a better way,” or “whatever possessed
me (or whatever would possess me) to buy this worthless electronic bobble?” or if
you’ve ever had the almost uncontrollable urge to heave your brand, spanking
new gizmo against the nearest brick wall, BYTE-ing
Satire is for you.
The best part is that the book
does not come with any buttons to press, ring tones to download, software or
hardware to fail, batteries to buy and constantly recharge, or instruction
manuals to get frustrated with; and no one will disparage you for reading it in
a quiet restaurant — assuming, of course, that you’re there alone rather than
using the book as an excuse to ignore the other people at the table. If, on the
other hand, you are someone who likes buttons and those other incredibly
annoying things, you’ll have to buy them separately.
Written with tongue planted firmly
in cheek, in a style that will be appreciated by both the digital literati and
the digital illiterate, BYTE-ing Satire
will provide chuckles, laughs and the occasional guffaw for technical gurus and
technophobes alike, so you might want to avoid reading it during wedding and
funeral ceremonies.
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| About the author: |
Over the years, Joel Klebanoff has been a computer programmer, an information
technology marketer, a writer and a worrier. The latter three are still
ongoing. In addition to being one of his vocations, worrying is also his
only hobby. The publication of this, his first book, added two new fears
to Joel's extensive list of phobias. First, he is troubled by his absolute
certainty that no one will buy the book. Second, he is concerned that there
is a chance, infinitesimally tiny though it may be, that he is wrong and
someone will buy it, recognize him and ask for his autograph, which would
embarrass him to no end.
Joel was born and raised and still lives in Toronto, Canada. He will
probably die there, but hopefully not in the immediate future.
| If BYTE-ing Satire is not available for special order or, preferably, on
the shelves of your favorite bookstore then you should definitely jump
up and down, yell and scream until the manager of the bookstore agrees
to order it just to get rid of you. Joel does not condone the use of violence
for this purpose. Use your own best judgment. Or, you could just buy it
online by clicking the Amazon links here. |
Buy the book or the clown gets it! |

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Love the cover illustration? So do I. It's by Amanda Duffy.
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Looking for the forums attached to the original tirades, as mentioned in the book? Click here. |
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